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 {st:Ramones}
 
 Intro
[D] [D] [A/D] [G/D]
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[D] [Em9] [D] [Em9]

[D]You think we [G]look pretty good to[D]gether [Em9] [D] [Em9]
[D]You think my [G]shoes are made of [D]leather [Em9] [D] [Em9]

But I'm a [Em]substitue for an[D]other [Em]guy
I [Em]look pretty tall but my [D]heels are [Em]high
The [Em]simple things you see are all [D]compli[Em]cated
I [Emlook pretty young but I'm [D]just back-[Em]dated [A]yeah [A7] [A]

[D]Substi[A]tute [G]lies for [D]fact
I [D]see right [A]through your [G]plastic [D]mad
I [D]look all [A]white but my [G]dad was [D]black
My [D]fine looking [A]suit is really [G]made of[D] sack

[D]I was born with a [G]plastic spoon in [D]my mouth [Em9] [D] [Em9]
The [D]Northside of my town [G]faced and the east was  [D]facing south [Em9] [D] [Em9] [D]

 
 And now you [Em]dare to look me [D]in the [Em]eye 
 Those [Em]crocodile tears are [D]what you [Em]cry 
 It's a [Em]genuine problem [D]you won't [Em]try
 To [Em]work it out at all just [D]pass it [Em]by pass it by [A] [A7] [A]

 [D]Substi[A]tute [G]me for [D]him
 Substi[A]tute my [G]coke for [D]gin
 [D]Substi[A]tute you [G]for my [D]mum
 At [D]least I'll [A]get my [G]washing [D]done

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 [D] [G] [D] [Em9] [D] [Em9] [D] 
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I'm a [Em]substitue for [D]another [Em]guy 
I [Em]look pretty tall but my [D]heels are [Em]high 
 The [Em]simple things you see are all [D]compli[Em]cated 
 I [Em]look pretty young but I'm [D]just back [Em]dated [A]yeah [A] [A7] [A]

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 [D] [D] [A/D] [G/D] [D] 
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[D]I was born with a [G]plastic spoon in [D]my mouth [Em9] [D] [Em9]
The [D]North side of my town [G]faced east and the east was [D]facing south [Em9] [D] [Em9] [D]
And now you [Em]dare look me [D]in the [Em]eye 
Those [Em]crocodile tears are [D]what you [Em]cry 
 It's a [Em]genuine problem [D]you won't [Em]try
To [Em]work it out at all just [D]pass it [Em]by pass it by [A] [A7] [A]

[D]Substi[A]tute [G]me for [D]him
 Substi[A]tute my [G]coke for [D]gin
 [D]Substi[A]tute you [G]for my [D]mum
 At [D]least I'll [A]get my [G]washing [D]done

[D]Substi[A]tute [G]lies for [D]fact
I [D]see right [A]through your [G]plastic [D]mac
I [D]look all [A]white but my [G]dad was [D]black
My [D]fine looking [A]suit is really [G]made of[D] sack